HOW CAN A TEASER BE SO BADASS, SO FUNNY, BUT HAVE SO MUCH SEXUAL TENSION IN IT ALL AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME

(Source: channie-with-a-side-of-baekon, via justanotherexoblog)

basedgodniall:

I LITERALLY DO 8 SECONDS OF WORK THEN REWARD MYSELF WITH 40 MINUTES OF TUMBLR LIKE CAN I STOP DOING THAT

(Source: nointerrruption, via roleykatsu)

peasantbutts:

if google isn’t your search engine i don’t trust you

(Source: khalessiofpizza, via roleykatsu)

tempoes:

everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold

(Source: tempooooooooes, via roleykatsu)

prancing-pies:

IM GOING TO DO MY HOMEWORK

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